Ingredients:
Cocaine + Pina Colada Flavouring
If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain…. I’m not much into yoga, I AM INTO COCAINE!
Washed cocaine is the highest purity you can get.
Our wash is crafted in-house using our pure cocaine. When putting it through “the wash”, it results in a cleaner and more refined product – removing impurities such as residual gases, dirt, and solvents used in its production. The result? The cleanest and most refined cocaine you have ever seen. You’ll be back.
Dosage:
First Time Users: Ingest this drug around trusted friends. Do one small line and wait 30 minutes until you do more.
Intermediate Users: Do not exceed a 1/2 gram a day.
Advanced Users: Do not exceed 3/4 gram a day.
WARNING: If you have cardiovascular issues or suffer from drug allergies, DO NOT ingest this drug. We do not recommend pairing Cocaine with Xanax.
ATTENTION: OUNCES OF WASH ARE MADE TO ORDER. EXPECT YOUR DELIVERY 2 DAYS LATER THAN USUAL.
Price range: $110.00 through $1,600.00
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Kenny Blankenship (verified owner) –
I just got some of this, I find it crazy how the quality can be so high while also having it smell just like pina colada mix. I almost kind of miss the cocaine smell lmfao, it’s worth a try if you’re curious
Dawn_2023001 (verified owner) –
Smooth, clean, and good quality. Came packaged well, and has a nice, subtle flavour. Definitely worth a try. Have done small/moderate amounts, and had no issues sleeping afterwards or negative after effects.
Thank you!
tylerdoyle89-8728 (verified owner) –
Powders soft and smooth and it tastes great, awesome stuff
NiteOwl (verified owner) –
Cleanest i’be had in a while. Delivery was like SO quick. And the high was nice and clean no jitteryness and stuff haha.
Would reccomend a hundred times over!!
NiteOwl (verified owner) –
4.5/5
Fcuk’s Piña Colada is like a sunbeam sliding up your sinuses—smooth, subtle, with just enough of that classic coca backbone. I’ll admit I miss the full-face freeze from a heavier numbing line, but that gentle tingle is proof they’re obsessively washing out every impurity. If you want pure island-vibe snow without any of that fake sweet bullshit, this is it. Peace and face-freeze vibes.
Only reason it’s not a full 5 is personal preferance. I prefer a bit more of the numbing and a bit more sweetness even if I have to sacrifice a FEW percent lol.
Actually thats on me, 5 Stars!!
StanICan (verified owner) –
The best ❄️ out there, hands down. Impeccable quality, so smooth & delicious flavour. Tastes like my nose is on vacation. You won’t find better than this.
uptick_casual6g (verified owner) –
The Pina colada is a fine touch on a solid product… effective medicine doesn’t need a ‘spoof full of sugar’ but it is a welcome bonus when you pump two mists into each, and you find yourself at the beach 🏝️
Pina Colada for sure is a customer favorite! Thank you for your support! -FR
jasonshonert (verified owner) –
I stopped doing any “fish scale’ stuff about 7 years ago and it gave a good punch but the anxiety and the speedy adulterants in it made me feel like crap. So I moved out of the city and found some better friends, and the wash is best of the best, well done idk how you guys do it but I would love to see it, thanks guys for providing lab grade stuff
mah_james (verified owner) –
Absolutely insane. Feels high quality and the prefect hint of Pina colada. The HH is good but the wash is miles better. Im sure even the unflavoured is smooth as hell. Thank you FR