Ingredients:
Cocaine + Pina Colada Flavouring
If you like pina coladas, getting caught in the rain…. I’m not much into yoga, I AM INTO COCAINE!
Washed cocaine is the highest purity you can get.
Our wash is crafted in-house using our pure cocaine. When putting it through “the wash”, it results in a cleaner and more refined product – removing impurities such as residual gases, dirt, and solvents used in its production. The result? The cleanest and most refined cocaine you have ever seen. You’ll be back.
Dosage:
First Time Users: Ingest this drug around trusted friends. Do one small line and wait 30 minutes until you do more.
Intermediate Users: Do not exceed a 1/2 gram a day.
Advanced Users: Do not exceed 3/4 gram a day.
WARNING: If you have cardiovascular issues or suffer from drug allergies, DO NOT ingest this drug. We do not recommend pairing Cocaine with Xanax.
ATTENTION: OUNCES OF WASH ARE MADE TO ORDER. EXPECT YOUR DELIVERY 2 DAYS LATER THAN USUAL.
Price range: $110.00 through $1,600.00
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Kenny Blankenship (verified owner) –
I just got some of this, I find it crazy how the quality can be so high while also having it smell just like pina colada mix. I almost kind of miss the cocaine smell lmfao, it’s worth a try if you’re curious
Dawn_2023001 (verified owner) –
Smooth, clean, and good quality. Came packaged well, and has a nice, subtle flavour. Definitely worth a try. Have done small/moderate amounts, and had no issues sleeping afterwards or negative after effects.
Thank you!
tylerdoyle89-8728 (verified owner) –
Powders soft and smooth and it tastes great, awesome stuff
NiteOwl (verified owner) –
Cleanest i’be had in a while. Delivery was like SO quick. And the high was nice and clean no jitteryness and stuff haha.
Would reccomend a hundred times over!!
NiteOwl (verified owner) –
4.5/5
Fcuk’s Piña Colada is like a sunbeam sliding up your sinuses—smooth, subtle, with just enough of that classic coca backbone. I’ll admit I miss the full-face freeze from a heavier numbing line, but that gentle tingle is proof they’re obsessively washing out every impurity. If you want pure island-vibe snow without any of that fake sweet bullshit, this is it. Peace and face-freeze vibes.
Only reason it’s not a full 5 is personal preferance. I prefer a bit more of the numbing and a bit more sweetness even if I have to sacrifice a FEW percent lol.
Actually thats on me, 5 Stars!!
StanICan (verified owner) –
The best ❄️ out there, hands down. Impeccable quality, so smooth & delicious flavour. Tastes like my nose is on vacation. You won’t find better than this.